Pascal: What's that?
Me: A flower vase. My friend dropped a flower vase yesterday and it looked like he laid an egg.
Pascal: What did he do?
Me: He said he was sorry.
Pascal: What did you do?
Me: I said it was okay.
Pascal: Did he clean it up?
Me: He did.
Pascal: What's his name? How old is he? Is he a man or a lady? Where does he live? Is he your dad? Do you have a kid?
Me: I don't.
Pascal: ... Me, either.
1 comment:
what does this child look like? the stories are precious.
i don't ever want to have children, but i think they are the cutest thing ever. i once explained this to caitlin and she said, brilliantly, "of course! they're HUMAN KITTENS." how perfect is that?
i may have already told you this story, and if i have, i am truly sorry.
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